The Sun Is Going To Eat Us

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Del: what are we laughing about?
Monkeyfisker: Del, rensai is beign a meanie ;-;
Del: And?
Rensai: wtf
Rensai: well
Rensai: monkey didnt know about soundgarden or itunes
Del: I’ve been walking around campus for half an hour looking for a good wi-fi connection. It’s shit today
Monkeyfisker: I DO KNOW ABOUT ITUNES
Monkeyfisker: just not that much D:
Del: lol
Del: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Rensai: lol
Monkeyfisker: I’ve heard of soundgarden, I just forgot they were a band ;-;
Monkeyfisker: D:
Rensai: liar
Rensai: how could you not- lol
Del: What did you think they were? A park?
Rensai: haha
Monkeyfisker: No a stereo D:
Del: …
Rensai: LOL
Rensai: ahahahaha
Monkeyfisker: IT SOUNDS LIKE A STEREO NAME
Del: No it doesn’t
Monkeyfisker: Stop laughing at the fact that I’m socially awkward.
Rensai: ahahahah
Del: lol
Del: Can’t help it
Monkeyfisker: I only just got interested in music like a month ago
Del: …
Rensai: lol
Del: How old are you?
Del: 5?
Monkeyfisker: :c
Rensai: ahaha
Del: “I just discovered music”
Monkeyfisker: Its cool.
Del: I’m sorry but I am trying very hard to not start laughing in this hall
Del: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Del: Looks like I’m skipping my next class
Monkeyfisker: wut
Del: I have something due
Rensai: ahah
Del: I think it might actually be late
Starvolt-San has changed their name to Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot entered chat.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Konichiwa
Monkeyfisker: Gutentag.
Del: what is this
Monkeyfisker: madness.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: idk, he complained about you laughing at him :3
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I asked why
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: and here I am
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: ^_^
Del: He just discovered music
Monkeyfisker: Try not to say anything anime based, he might orgasm.
Del: Try not to laugh
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: rofl you just discovered music
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: lol
Monkeyfisker: yes :c
Del is brb has changed their name to Del is doing homework omfg.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: you said to me once
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: “I AM NOT A CULTIST OF MUSIC”
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: lol
Monkeyfisker: I knew about it, I just never listened to it.
Del is doing homework omfg: that is so…
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: :l
Del is doing homework omfg: I don’t eve know
Del is doing homework omfg: even
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: that actually takes effort
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: to /not/ listen to music
Monkeyfisker: Its easy.
Del is doing homework omfg: No it’s not.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: /:l
Del is doing homework omfg: Music is everywhere.
Monkeyfisker: I live in the middle of nowhere
Monkeyfisker: and I’m homeschooled
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: yeh but
Monkeyfisker: I go outside like twice a week.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: the radio
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: the internet
Rensai: well
Del is doing homework omfg: That explains a lot
Monkeyfisker: I listen to stuff on youtube.
Rensai: god dammit monkey get a life
Monkeyfisker: I’m too lazy to download it.
Del is doing homework omfg: lawl
Monkeyfisker: HOW CAN I GET ONE?
Rensai: lol
Monkeyfisker: I’m homeschooled. fool.
Rensai: so?
Monkeyfisker: I can’t go on a school campus
Rensai: that really shouldnt matter
Del is doing homework omfg: Like
Monkeyfisker: Which is where most people get a life.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: zomg 12th October – Free Muffins at Starbucks
Monkeyfisker: AND I CAN’T DRIVE.
Del is doing homework omfg: every child on my dad’s side of the family is homeschooled.
Del is doing homework omfg: And they are
Del is doing homework omfg: the same
Rensai: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, STARVOLT?
Del is doing homework omfg: FREE MUFFINS??!?!!??!!?
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: At least in the UK
Del is doing homework omfg: damn
Rensai: FUCK ME IN THE DICK
Del is doing homework omfg: ok
Rensai: i mean
Rensai: schucks.
Monkeyfisker: I’ve never seen a starbucks IRL
Rensai: … oh god monkey
Rensai: oh god
Rensai: lol
Rensai: oh god
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: They’re everywhere
Monkeyfisker: Not here.
Del is doing homework omfg: dude
Del is doing homework omfg: what the FUCK
Monkeyfisker: This is Arkansas.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Have you seen a Maccy’s
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: ?
Monkeyfisker: Maccy’s?
Monkeyfisker: Wut
Rensai: i am going to kill your family, and kindap you and take you places, then execute you somewhere on a dock
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: McDonald’s
Monkeyfisker: Oh yes.
Del is doing homework omfg: I’m looking
Rensai: this is an intervention monkey
Monkeyfisker: :/
Del is doing homework omfg: And there are like at least 12 Starbucks in Arkansas
Monkeyfisker: None in Pocohontas.
Rensai: LOL
Rensai: the fuck kind of name is that?
Del is doing homework omfg: Why the hell are you living in an indian disney movie?
Monkeyfisker: YES ITS
Monkeyfisker: ITS A NAME
Rensai: lolololol
Monkeyfisker: FOR A TOWN D:
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Oh
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Dear
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: God
Rensai: ahahahah
Monkeyfisker: There’s a town a few miles away
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot hides in a manga.
Monkeyfisker: named after Pocohontas’ dad.
Rensai: ahah
Rensai: the fuck
Rensai: i live in fucking tennessee
Rensai: and i dont know of one city named after a fucking indian
Monkeyfisker: ITS A TOWN
Monkeyfisker: And its big to me
Rensai: i’ll town you
Monkeyfisker: it has 6k people D:
Rensai: lol
Del is doing homework omfg: I think, like, every other city in Iowa is native american shit
Monkeyfisker: Arkansas = The natural state.
Del is doing homework omfg: lol
Rensai: Arkansas = the pussy state
Del is doing homework omfg: Arkansas = the oblivious state
Monkeyfisker: I hate fat americans from other states. They make our fatness look fatter.
Del is doing homework omfg: Awww
Del is doing homework omfg: Arkansas is fat?
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: England = The country where Starbuck’s give you free muffin’s on the 12th October.
Del is doing homework omfg: FUCK YOU GUY
Monkeyfisker: I’ve never had a starbucks muffin
Del is doing homework omfg: GET THE FUCK OUT
Rensai:
Monkeyfisker: I’ve never kissed a girl
Rensai: lol
Monkeyfisker: I’ve never went on a date.
Rensai: lol
Del is doing homework omfg: oh hey
Rensai: i mean
Monkeyfisker: I had a GF, for like… two days.
Del is doing homework omfg: there are only 6 things to do on this
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Never been*
Monkeyfisker: I dumped her, she’s creepy.
Del is doing homework omfg: Noo
Del is doing homework omfg: No way
Del is doing homework omfg: Creepy girl from the natural state? No way
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I have eaten so badly today
Rensai: i have accidentally so badly today
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I had a Subway Mega Breakfast thing for breakfast
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: then went to Pizza Hut for lunch
Del is doing homework omfg: what the fuck
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Monkeyfisker: INFACT
Del is doing homework omfg: THEY SHUT DOWN ME STEAM
Monkeyfisker: I’VE ONLY WENT TO SUBWAY ONCE
Rensai: wow
Monkeyfisker: NO WAIT OR NONE. EITHER ONE IDUNNO>
Rensai: subway is amazing, go die
Monkeyfisker: So I’ve been to Subway once :/?
Monkeyfisker: DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
Rensai: ya
Del is doing homework omfg: I eat Subway at least once a week
Rensai: same.
Del is doing homework omfg: omg
Del is doing homework omfg: guys
Del is doing homework omfg: help
Rensai: ok
Monkeyfisker: I eat fast food once every 2-3 weeks.
Del is doing homework omfg: There are fat people
Del is doing homework omfg: surrounding me
Rensai: ahhhhhhh
Del is doing homework omfg: They’re
Del is doing homework omfg: everywhere
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: back
Del is doing homework omfg: OK
Rensai: omg
Del is doing homework omfg: there are only two
Rensai: MONKEY
Del is doing homework omfg: but
Monkeyfisker: Starvolt
Rensai: MONKEY
Del is doing homework omfg: they equal at least two
Rensai: DO YOU REALIZE
Monkeyfisker: I’ve only been to Subway once.
Del is doing homework omfg: per
Rensai: SUBWAY IS NOT FAST FOOD YOUN IGGER?
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: lol
Monkeyfisker: IT IS TO ME ;-;
Del is doing homework omfg: aaaaaaahahahahahaha
Monkeyfisker: IT IS TO ME
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: it is not indeed
Del is doing homework omfg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Del is doing homework omfg: Dude
Del is doing homework omfg: Subway is not fast food.
Monkeyfisker: Inviting another britfag
Rensai: how is it fast food, if it is a subshop
Englishrifleman has changed their name to Rifleman, English Rifleman.
Rifleman, English Rifleman entered chat.
Rensai: honestly
Del is doing homework omfg: I love britfags
Del is doing homework omfg: no rensai
Monkeyfisker: English, they’re meanies.
Monkeyfisker: Spank them with a bat.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: We’re so amazing.
Rifleman, English Rifleman: What the hell.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: :l
Del is doing homework omfg: subway is TOTALLY fast food. What, with their 20 calorie subs.
Rensai: english its becase monkey has no life
Monkeyfisker: SUBWAY IS FAST FOOD
Del is doing homework omfg: English
Rensai: we are in an intervention
Del is doing homework omfg: Monkey has been to subway ONCE, JUST discovered music
Del is doing homework omfg: And never knew about iTunes.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: He has never seen a Starbucks
Monkeyfisker: I KNEW ABOUT IT
Rensai: OR SOUND GARDEN
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: btw English.
Rensai: SOUNDGARDEN
Monkeyfisker: I installed it once
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: 12th October
Monkeyfisker: I didn’t do anything with it.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Free Muffins from Starbucks
Monkeyfisker: I’VE NEVER BEEN TO STARBUCKS
Monkeyfisker: I BET THE MUFFINS ARE NASTY.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Nah bro
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: they are goooooooooood
Del is doing homework omfg: You’re nasty
Del is doing homework omfg: ewwww
Rensai: rawr
Del is doing homework omfg: girls are grossies
Monkeyfisker: I’ve never had not-home made coffee.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Monkey
Monkeyfisker: Bob.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Do you belive in like cooties
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: or whatever
Monkeyfisker: no
Del is doing homework omfg: omfg
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: ARE GIRLS ICKY
Del is doing homework omfg: I only have 43 minutes left on my battery
Rifleman, English Rifleman: Oh god, cooties.
Monkeyfisker: I’m just shy, and socially awkward.
Rifleman, English Rifleman: Stay away from them womens or you might get it.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: there’s a line between socially awkward and socially retarded.
Rensai: coooottttiiiieeeessss
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Which side are you on.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I wonder.
Monkeyfisker: Awkward.
Monkeyfisker: I have people I talk too.
Monkeyfisker: AND NOT ON THE INTERNET.
Rensai: lol
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: rofl
Del is doing homework omfg: GASP
Del is doing homework omfg: Your teacher doesn’t count
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: MON DIEU
Rensai: haha
Monkeyfisker: My computer teaches me
Rensai: we know haha
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: is your teacher your mum
Rensai: i love it how it just went quiet
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: yes lol
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I found an Aubergine in the park this morning
Rifleman, English Rifleman: A what
Del is doing homework omfg: Yeah I have to ask the same
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Eggplant or whatever you USfags call them,
Rifleman, English Rifleman: I’m not a US fag you numpty
Rensai: lol
Del is doing homework omfg: Did you eat it?
Rifleman, English Rifleman: Clue is in the name
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I kept it
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: It’s sat on my desk.
Del is doing homework omfg: Hmmm
Del is doing homework omfg: English. Where are you from, I wonder.
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: It’s my new friend :3
Rifleman, English Rifleman: I don’t know
Rensai: SEE
Rensai: MONKEY
Rifleman, English Rifleman: France?
Rensai: STARVOLT IS MAKING FRIENDS
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: WITH VEGETABLES
Rensai: YES.
Del is doing homework omfg: lawl
Del is doing homework omfg: I bet
Del is doing homework omfg: the vegetable
Del is doing homework omfg: knows what iTunes is
Rensai: lol
Rensai: yea
Rensai: and soundgarden
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I had a pair of headphones plugged into it
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Soundgarden
Rensai: :3
Del is doing homework omfg: lawl
Rensai: I am listening to them now
Del is doing homework omfg: o god
Rensai: “Fresh Tendrils”
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I was listening to the Prodigy
Del is doing homework omfg: why is my battery dropping so fast?!
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: but it just changed
Monkeyfisker: back
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: PLUG IN YOUR LAPTOP THEN
Del is doing homework omfg: I DON’T HAVE ANYWHERE TO
Rensai: SHSHSH
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: unplug something else then
Rensai: WE ALWAYS LOVED YOU DEL
Del is doing homework omfg: YOU ARE
Del is doing homework omfg: NOT
Del is doing homework omfg: LISTENING
Del is doing homework omfg: I AM NOT
Del is doing homework omfg: AAAAAAARGHAGHAIFJ
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I have watched Fat Albert so many times today
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I want to die because of it.
Monkeyfisker: Okies so I’m back.
Monkeyfisker: I read u[
Monkeyfisker: p
Rifleman, English Rifleman is now playing Garry’s Mod. Click here to join.
Monkeyfisker: I WILL NOT MAKE FRIENDS WITH AN EGGPLANT
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: why not
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: I did
Monkeyfisker: Becuz we eat eggplants
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: wait
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: did you not even know what one was?
Del is doing homework omfg: stop distracting me women
Monkeyfisker: I WILL OM NOM NOM YOUR EGGPLANT
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: no
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: is my friend
Monkeyfisker: So rensai, wuts yor brilliant plan to get me a life?
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: You should
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Start making friends
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Start low
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: then work up
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Go like
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Fruit
Del is doing homework omfg: to a strip club
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Vegetables
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: Animals
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot: People
Monkeyfisker: I have a cat :c
Rensai: i have
Rensai: 4 dogs
Starvolt – starvolt-fls.blogspot disconnected.
Monkeyfisker: Rensai, whats yer brilliant fgt plan?
Rensai: what
Monkeyfisker: To get me a life
Monkeyfisker: without kidnapping
Del is doing homework omfg: This fucker
Rensai: hm
Del is doing homework omfg: was just trying to look at my screen
Rensai: ehh?
Rensai: oh right
Rensai: yuh
Rensai: hey, look over there
Rensai points
Del is doing homework omfg: I’m gunna gut him
Monkeyfisker looks
Rensai left chat.
Del is doing homework omfg: lawl
Monkeyfisker: ;-;
Del is doing homework omfg: I’m leaving too
Del is doing homework omfg: this was fun
Rifleman, English Rifleman: Holy shit